He said what?

I know I just published a blog but Rocky just said the funniest thing and I have to write about it. He's starting to hate my blogs. He says he feels violated.

It's 8pm on Monday and he comes in and turns the TV to channel 11. It's time for House, our favorite TV show (and the best TV show ever). I'm typing so I don't see what's on TV. He tells me to look up and I see that baseball is on TV. Then I look up and see it's the bottom of the 10th in the ALCS series and the Yanks and Angels are tied at 4 all. The Angels have a guy on 2nd and no outs. I tell Rocky that if he scores, House will immediately come on. Well, the next batter gets a hit and ends up on first. The runner advances to third. The next batter is thrown out on first, runner 1 is still on third, and runner 2 is now on second. The next batter is walked and the bases are full. There's one out. The next batter hits the ball but the runner going home is thrown out. Bases are still loaded and two outs. The final batter makes the third out and we go to the top of the 11th. This is where Rocky asks me the funniest question.

Keep in mind, we're in the top of the 11th. He says "so if this team scores, the other team still gets to hit?"

"Yes", I say. "That's how it works."

"If they don't score does the other team have to hit?"

"Yes", I say. "That's how it works."

"And if no one scores they both get to hit again?"

"Yes", I say. "That's how it works".

My husband...the hunter and gatherer, has no idea about the rules of baseball.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

By the way, we've seen 2 pitcher changes. Which means we get to watch them warm up. Which means Mr. Impatient is approaching hissy mode.